Why would I want to live there? They don’t even have enough houses to go around. Some people stand outside 24/7.
(Source: poke-problems)
Ladies can take as much damn time as they’d like when choosing a man if a man is even a thing they’re looking for in the first place. Some ladies don’t want a man at all!
This is the shittiest meme I’ve ever seen.
Look at all of that joke you’re not acknowledging. It’s fucking Philosoraptor. Philosoraptor doesn’t impose duties or opinions on people, Philosoraptor takes things people say and do and questions the contradictions lying within. That all men are alike is a thing people have said, and taking a long time to choose one is a thing women have done. That’s all.
(Source: iraffiruse)
INSTA-REBLOG
Who else read the update and KNEW they’d see this on their dash?
It pleases me that I forsaw this.
Doesn’t matter if you have one, there are three roamers.
No matter what, you’ll have to Arena Trap/Mean Look/Sleeping showdown two of them.
(Source: poke-problems)
my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death
I just don’t have any online friends. Problem solved.
Right now, I’m too tired to start work. I’ll die of starvation because cooking eggs right now would just start a grease fire.
(Source: anxietycat)
I like that they impy that I have the potential to be the richest dude in the graveyard.
(Source: brotips)