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Notes: 3174 / 9 months ago from writing-prompt-s
The colony ship arrived in orbit after a thousand year voyage. But the AI never woke the occupants. Millions of years pass, the planet below has formed life, intelligent life, and their scientists have just woken you, one of the colonists.
“Hey computer, what the fuck?”
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Notes: 4196 / 9 months ago from writing-prompt-s
Superpowers exist. You have the power of asking “what could go wrong?”, and immediately the universe aligns to demonstrate exactly what could go wrong.
“Oh, you’re committing heinous crimes or at least things that should be illegal? Good plan, what could possibly go wrong?”
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Notes: 3347 / 9 months ago from writing-prompt-s
It turns out that vampires are not repelled by garlic. That was just a myth fabricated by a garlic farmer to boost sales. The people have just figured it out, and they are pissed.
“Necromancy isn’t easy, but I will not rest until I’ve strangled that farmer myself!”
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Notes: 3701 / 10 months ago from retrogamingblog2
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Notes: 84873 / 1 year ago from homemadehorrors (originally from louisegluckpdf)
every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/
rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone
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Notes: 36092 / 1 year ago from k-eke
Wanted to animate beautiful eyes!
Also I guess it’s the first time I animated a cat :3
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Notes: 138378 / 1 year ago from chillyfeetsteak (originally from intj-confessions)
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Notes: 855 / 1 year ago from thesuperheroesnetwork
Texts From Superheroes
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Notes: 275 / 1 year ago from lesserknownwaifus
wyverna dretch from high guardian spice
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Notes: 496517 / 1 year ago from chillyfeetsteak (originally from bobacupcake)
we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:
to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:
and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether
i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason
And the next step…
Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now
Oh my god
Anyway, I just emailed tips@disneyantipiracy.com to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.
I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.
Holy fucking shit
I’m DYING.
😂😂😂
More accurately
NFT Platforms Have Found Their New Worst Enemy: Twitter T-Shirt Bots
The next generation…
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/10/nft-bots-tshirt-online-twitter-war/
This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow
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Notes: 39452 / 1 year ago from chillyfeetsteak (originally from theburialofstrawberries)
closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette
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Notes: 14429 / 1 year ago from chillyfeetsteak (originally from crc-rehab-blog)
Jamie Bond, one of our resident Eastern screech owls, has molted all of the feathers on her head (except for one). She looks like a quail. I had to share this picture.
Click here to read a past blog about molting.
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Notes: 119527 / 1 year ago from screenshotsofdespair (originally from screenshotsofdespair)
Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl (part 2).
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Notes: 1989 / 1 year ago from screenshotsofdespair
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